Marie Osmond Pathetic Weight Loss Ads . I saw the “Motivation” ad with Marie Osmond (she's had so much surgery she's almost unrecognizable) and had to write a parody.”First, the original text of the TV commercial: “Losing Weight with Nutrisystem”Losing weight, just the thought of it can be such a drag, can’t it? You buy clothes with stretchy elastic, you wear your sweatpants because it’s more comfortable and you don’t realize how out of control you get. I’m Marie and I lost 5. Nutrisystem. It was thrilling because I knew with Nutrisystem I could do it. You find any other program where you can say, “You know what? During Phase 1 of the Ideal Protein diet, you’ll eat three Ideal Protein diet foods per day. The Ideal Protein price for food is $4 to $5 per packet/meal. Find the latest weight loss 2017 tips on how to lose weight, plus updates on surgery, workouts and diet pills shown in celebrity before and after photos. I am just craving mac and cheese.” Can I eat the fattening stuff with all the butter and everything? Can I eat Nutrisystem’s version of it? And it’s good. He loves that I take care of myself and I love when he says, “You’re lookin’ hot.” See results or your money back. Peggy's Parody: “Losing Health with Starvisystem”Keeping up with the world’s idea of beauty, just the thought of it can be such a drag, can’t it? When I saw those comfortable clothes and I saw my plastic surgeon, I got so motivated! It was thrilling because I knew with enough spandex and a team of hair and makeup artists I could do it. I am just craving mac and cheese.” Can I cook organic macaroni and combine it with fresh milk, cheese and butter full of their natural vitamins and minerals and eat an appropriate amount for my needs? Can I eat Nutrisystem’s version of it with cheese powder, genetically engineered modified corn starch, inulin, yeast extract, sodium caseinate, mono and diglycerides, gum Arabic, tetrasodium pyrophosphate, disodium phosphate, potassium chloride, xanthan gum, genetically engineered soybean oil, lactose, maltodextrin, FD& C yellow #5 and silicon dioxide? He loves that I can put on enough makeup to look like a 5. I love when he says, “You’re lookin’ scarier than usual.” I tell him, “Yeah, a little Botox here and a BIG old tummy tuck there. The weight you gain back when you come off the plan is your body desperately trying to regain health after weeks or months of not being fed anything it recognizes as food, but you can’t blame us for that. Roughly one third of the food produced in the world for human consumption every year — approximately 1.3 billion tonnes — gets lost or wasted. Food losses and. Are you considering weight loss (bariatic) surgery? WebMD helps you know what makes you a good candidate and the pros and cons of the different operations. George Christensen reveals drastic weight loss surgery: 'I have not been the picture of good health'. Isn't that perfect? Her telecommuting work leaves her no time to maintain her blog, which is archived at www.
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